Galileo: Stop the Presses

Somewhere in Italy, in the 17th century.

One beautiful morning, Giovanni is sitting out on his patio, sipping on some espresso and reading the newspaper. His wife comes out of the house and begins hanging up some clothes to dry.

“Listen to this, Maria,” said Giovanni. “On the front page, they say that this fellow Galileo claims that the earth goes around the sun!”

Maria looked up in the sky for a few moments and then replied, “I don’t see anything different,” and went back in the house.

5 thoughts on “Galileo: Stop the Presses

  1. On the 16 Nov 2015 at approx 11.15 am , sipping a Nescafé original soluble coffee … Locational work beverage choice restriction …..the entity knows as af did consider to itself that there could never be a greater sense of stillness , contradicted only by occasional traffic mobiles and a cool breeze , but that disturbance aside, the sense of absolute and perfect ancient stillness was quite indisputable in its omnipotence , and then something interrupted this realisation in the entity called af , it was a thought that this stillness was ‘supposedly ” contained inside a large earth ball spinning at 1000 mph and simultaneously circulating a gigantic ball of burning heat at 67000 mph ish and with that interruption in mind , the entity known as af decided it’s time to get back to some work my friend , and so it did , and that interruption was perfectly assimilated into the days motions

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  4. I’m not sure … I wasn’t there at the time.

  5. Should it not read “that the earth goes around the sun?”

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